I LOVE DRINKING POISON!!!! So sad that the orphan poison market will now crash without its beloved leader. Those orphans loved drinking poison, we all know they did, those liberals talking about 'children's rights' and 'crimes against humanity' are too soft. We all know orphans aren't human.
I feel very accomplished. My self-worth has been restored knowing that I saved those orphans from the orphan poisoning. What doesn't kill you... makes you stronger; I can feel my bones getting stronger with each drop that runs down my mouth and into my bloodstream, allowing me to save more orphans as time passes. While I did save 109 orphans, it's not enough. Who knows what maniac out there might someday make more orphan poison factories... I have to be ready. I love drinking poison if it means I can save orphans all throughout the world—I am the Poison Chugger, and I do this for the orphans.
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WE LOVE CHUGGING POISON AND SAVING ORPHANS! 132 ORPHANS SAVED!!!
I LOVE DRINKING POISON !!!!
I love drinking poison
I LOVE DRINKING POISON!!!! So sad that the orphan poison market will now crash without its beloved leader. Those orphans loved drinking poison, we all know they did, those liberals talking about 'children's rights' and 'crimes against humanity' are too soft. We all know orphans aren't human.
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I feel very accomplished. My self-worth has been restored knowing that I saved those orphans from the orphan poisoning. What doesn't kill you... makes you stronger; I can feel my bones getting stronger with each drop that runs down my mouth and into my bloodstream, allowing me to save more orphans as time passes. While I did save 109 orphans, it's not enough. Who knows what maniac out there might someday make more orphan poison factories... I have to be ready. I love drinking poison if it means I can save orphans all throughout the world—I am the Poison Chugger, and I do this for the orphans.